Breaking News!!:

The Flemos announce the fact that Andy is going to be a Dad & Kerry a Mum!! Well done Flemo we are all made up for you and Kerry, an inside source is rumoured to have heard that van loads of flowers have been turning up at the house since the announcement and one source believes they are from the "Hunts Cross Supper Bar" as Flemo is now going to be eating for 2!!
Everyone at Liverpool Handball Club sends Best Wishes many congratulations.

Stu pops the question that Laura had been waiting for......no not will you wash my box for me but will she be Mrs. Clark Laura is rumoured to reply that she liked Andy as a mate!!! Sorry Stu-Laura obviously Laura was very happy to accept the offer of becoming Mrs. Clark (allegedly as long as trout does not tell her any jokes)??
Anyway on behalf of Liverpool Handball Club we would like to wish many congratulations to the both of you, Well Done Stu :)

Christmas presents list:

Sammy Lee - Finally gets his wife what she always wanted...... her wedding photo's several years after the big day Santa finally looked deep into his sack of goodies and found the long lost gift for Mr & Mrs Munro (Sammy Lee's real name) Ho Ho Ho.
"Hagrid" Kellie - Santa leaves Kellie a big brush under the tree or was that her hair??!! only joking Kel xx :)
Sean "Porno" Feery - Santa leaves Sean a season ticket for his beloved EFC, oh and there was a spare one for Ian as they were on a Buy One Get One Free offer!!! Sean and all the other Evertonians its only a joke (look i am using blue font just for you guys)!!
The Two Amigo's Tavi & Sergio - Our Spanish friends get a big plate of Turkey Paella each and some Castanets!! from Santa and there was some false teeth for Tavi to take back to Weymouth for his dancing partner!!
Emma & Shifty - Santa gave them a big picture of each other to look at for when they are apart....arghhh!!!
Ladies Gents i am sure that by now you will have realised that this gift list is only a joke and no offence is meant to anyone it is just a bit of humour thats all, i have absolutely no idea what any club members got but this is what i would get them if i was Santa!! Sorry i do know that Sammy Lee got his wedding photo's but thats all i know, Hope you all had a Merry Christmas see you soon!!

Ha Ha Ha Guess what?? Rene top goal scorer gin gan goo if i'd have taken that bet i have been up £42 now Doh'

Rene gets call up for 1st Team duty (due to lack of players because of work committments/injuries etc) the old Hummel boots will be getting dusted off, and if any club members are going to watch please bring along some deep heat and oxygen and possibly some jump leads too!! At 42yrs of age this was quite unexpected but lets see if he can remember where the "onion bag" is?? Someone inside the club is taking 42/1 odds that Rene will be top goalscorer......not!!

Keith Clark 1 of the Founders of LHC (and father of Stu & Andy...allegedly) is awarded another award for his cabinet....however this award he would rather we did not know about. Fortunately we have got friends & colleagues helping us gather news/gossip on all of LHC's members both past & present, anyway lets cut to the chase the award that Keith has recently recieved is......"The Out for a Duck" (Sorry Trout) Keith has taken up the more relaxed game of Cricket and as the award obviously tells us....he should come back to Handball.!!!! Seriously though his cricket team mates all value him as a team player and 1 of them told our source of info "that he has a thing for washing the teams protective equipment? & his ambition in life is to grow his moustache longer and score 1 run". Editors note...Trout what about the SWISS ARMY KNIFE that's all i am saying:)

We finally have some photo's of the girls/ladies team on the Gallery page (apologies for quality of some of them new camera still trying to work it out....damn digital technology sorry) we will have more in the near future but for the time being there are a few there of the girls working hard at training, just to stop the mens team from hogging all the gallery!! 

Gossip:
Alleged Brokeback scandal at Weymouth Beach Handball (see Gallery pics) LHC are awaiting more information from the players who attended Weymouth to clear up the confusion. Keep checking this page for the latest News/Gossip/Scandals going on at LHC. 

Weymouth 2007: After several beers Tav starts doing his strange dance/mating ritual which has astonishing results with girls with no teeth, apparently Tav was strutting his stuff with a female who had evidently missed several years worth of dental appoinments!!! The Brokeback brothers sigh with relief as Tav has taken the heat off them.....for now anyway!!

Tav hits back: Tav defends his dancing skills (or lack of) as well as his decision to hit on toothless ladies, it has now came to light that Ian also has a soft spot for the dentist shy female type!!
Also breaking news Brokeback Bro's turn to each other for cuddles at bedtime....allegedly. (Although this may well be Tav trying to take the attention off his bad dancing and wearing of tight, sleeveless T-shirts). Keep checking the gossip column on this page as stories/gossip will appear here as and when it happens.
Ps this is a bit of good humoured fun not meant to offend anyone - Editor.

News:
Welcome message from Mick Hegarty - Re coaching LHC again, as well as training expectations. Full message on Coaching & Development page.